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Comedy by Alissa

Alissa:  Mommy, knock-knock.

Me:  Who’s there?

Alissa:  Banana.

Me:  Banana who?

Alissa:  Knock knock.

Me:  Who’s there?

Alissa:  Banana.

Me:  Banana who?

<You see where this is supposed to go, right?  But wait…there’s an Alissa twist.>

Alissa:  Knock knock.

Me:  Who’s there?

Alissa:  Orange.

Me:  Orange who?

Alissa:  Orange you glad I didn’t say underpants??  <insert maniacal giggling here>

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Alissa:   Mommy, why did the cow jump over the moon?

Me:  I don’t know, why?

Alissa:  Because it’s high-larious.  <More maniacal giggling>

Alissa:  Mommy, why did the dish run away with the spoon?

Me:  I don’t know, why?

Alissa:  Because it’s high-larious.  <Yep, giggling>

Alissa:  Mommy, why did the chicken cross the street?

Me:  Because it’s high-larious?

Alissa:  Mommy, that’s not right!  It’s because it’s supposed to get to the other side!!  <Well, duh, Mommy>

Alissa:  Mommy, I crack myself up.

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